We Make Carpets

I've thought about this a lot, and it's time for a career change. I think I would make an excellent temporary carpet designer. I'd like to start by making one with embroidery floss bobbins, and next sprouts, and after that paint swatches and stamps and beads and goldfish. Somewhere down the road, climbing equipment. They have these small colorful metal things they bang into cliffs, and the ropes are always so bright. But I still need to refine the idea a little bit.

So, if you know of anyone who'd like to sponsor me to obsessively lay out small colorful things in pretty designs all day, please send them my way. I'm ready.